Seal of FIDO: a shield with a paw print, inside a scanner’s corner marks FIDO FEDERAL IDENTIFICATION
OF DEMOCRATIC ORIENTATION FROM THE DIRECTORDirector warns America’s dogs may be swaying the midterms
NOTICE MIDTERM CANINE SCAN · FORM FIDO-1

Is My Dog a Democrat?

The midterms are weeks away, and FIDO fears America’s dogs are swaying how their owners vote. A few far-right elements were expected. Covert Democrat influence was not. To preserve our freedom, we must scan your dog for problematic views.

Your dog has the right to remain silent. Anything it barks may be used in its determination.

FIDO does not keep your photograph unless you choose to share the results. It has quite enough dogs on file already.

NEW FIELD INTELLIGENCE FIDO is mapping the nation’s dogs, state by state. Find out which way your state’s dogs lean. See the Canine Electoral Map →
FIDO REFERENCE CHART · FORM FIDO-1A

The Canine Lean Index

Every dog leans. FIDO wants to know which way.

    Lean is assessed from the subject’s conduct and surroundings. It predicts nothing. Dogs cannot vote. FIDO suspects they don’t need to.